Bus Jokes

[onay]

No Jokes but Bus...............

[onay]

A Bus Accident......A Farmer..........and Politicians

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"

The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."

[onay]

Let Me On............ Let Me On..........

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.

[onay]

15 things to do on a bus



1. Pretend you are saving the seat next to you for your
invisible friend, and if anyone tries to sit on the seat,
scream, "Don't sit on Jake!"

2. When someone tries to get on the bus, tell them there is
another bus behind.

3. Say to someone you have never met before,"Oh my god! It's
been ages since I've seen you! How's John and Katy? It must have
been about 3 years"etc. See if they pretend to know you.

4. Shout, "FIRE!", and when everyone gets off the bus, you will
get a seat.

5. Throw popcorn at people, and when they look at you, whistle
and hum so it is obvious that you are pretending you didn't do
it.

6. Make a pass at the person sitting next to you.

7. Speak really loudly into your mobile, just saying, "yes. No.
Maybe. Pass. I dunno" etc.

8. Hold up the bus using your finger as a gun.

9. Use your bus pass as a FBI/Police card, and show it to
everyone.

10. Tell the person next to you about how sick you get on buses

11. Keep shouting, "I need to go to the toilet!"

12. Offer your seat to someone, and when they try to take it,sit
down quickly and say,"MINE!"

13. Say to someone, "I know what you did!",or "I know where you
live" etc. in an evil voice.

14. Put your walkman on really loudly and dance in a crazy way.

[botolciugagah]

15 things to do on a bus





4. Shout, "FIRE!", and when everyone gets off the bus, you will
get a seat.



LOL
Is there anyone who dares to try this?
It could be useful to get the hotseat :D

[Tamara Akashi]

laught out Loud

[aan gunawan]

15 things to do on a bus




8. Hold up the bus using your finger as a gun.

9. Use your bus pass as a FBI/Police card, and show it to
everyone.




Thats really great idea.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:

[AjiScaniaR]

15 things to do on a bus



1. Pretend you are saving the seat next to you for your
invisible friend, and if anyone tries to sit on the seat,
scream, "Don't sit on Jake!"

2. When someone tries to get on the bus, tell them there is
another bus behind.

3. Say to someone you have never met before,"Oh my god! It's
been ages since I've seen you! How's John and Katy? It must have
been about 3 years"etc. See if they pretend to know you.

4. Shout, "FIRE!", and when everyone gets off the bus, you will
get a seat.

5. Throw popcorn at people, and when they look at you, whistle
and hum so it is obvious that you are pretending you didn't do
it.

6. Make a pass at the person sitting next to you.

7. Speak really loudly into your mobile, just saying, "yes. No.
Maybe. Pass. I dunno" etc.

8. Hold up the bus using your finger as a gun.

9. Use your bus pass as a FBI/Police card, and show it to
everyone.

10. Tell the person next to you about how sick you get on buses

11. Keep shouting, "I need to go to the toilet!"

12. Offer your seat to someone, and when they try to take it,sit
down quickly and say,"MINE!"

13. Say to someone, "I know what you did!",or "I know where you
live" etc. in an evil voice.

14. Put your walkman on really loudly and dance in a crazy way.

where is the 15th jokes.?????

[Blakey]

Did you hear the one about the magic bus?........

[Blakey]

.....it drove down the road then turned into a station ! :D